The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The power to display emotions at will

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The power that will grant you no power.

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!