- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

the power to count from A to purple

The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

The power to be constantly reminded of the game

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

The power to not exercise.

The power to do nothing with your life.

the power to eat bread

The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

The power to know you don't have a superpower

The power to shit out toilet paper.

The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

Being alive (until you die).

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

the power to misspell

Pointless Super Powers