The power to make my own sandwich

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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to make asians smart

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!