The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to create powers

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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being black

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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the power to eat bread

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to lose this power.

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!