the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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the power to become demented

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power of love

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!