The power to blame it on the Boogie

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The power to understand irony.

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!