the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to take a s*** on people

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!