the power to not have superpowers

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power to speak braille.

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!