The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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Having the power of a normal human

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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Acid tears.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!