The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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the power to write on cellophane

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to look like yourself

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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the power to become demented

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The power to die everytime you pee

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!