the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to grow your nails longer

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power of women's rights.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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the power to instantly die

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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the power to kill yourself

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!