- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

The ability to evolve into magickarp

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

The power to telepathically fold paper.

The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

The power to do nothing with your life.

Telekinetic power over styrofoam

The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

the power to eat bread

The power to read all these post's in less then a day

The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

Pointless Super Powers