The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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the power to write on cellophane

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to look like yourself

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to be a gamer

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!