- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

The Power to make up full names on the spot.

The power to be blind when you sleep

The power to not move but your always happy.

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

the power to make thin air that is harmless

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

The power to vomit through your anus.

The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

The ability to levitate birds

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

Having a 5 second eidetic memory

The power to have a atomic fart

the power to write on cellophane

the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

Pointless Super Powers