- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The power to grow more genitals.

The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

The power to uncontrally boop

The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

The power to push "pull" doors

The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

The ability to look at someone and die.

The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

The power to talk without a tongue

The power that will grant you no power.

the power to freeze people only when it's cold

The power to menstruate from your eyes.

The power to see even though you can already see.

the power to not have superpowers

The power to get this. Do you get it?

The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

The ability to not slip on banana peels

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

The ability to walk slower than everyone else

Pointless Super Powers