The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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Delayed Reaction Man

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the power to complete math exercises

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to be stupid

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The power to read this.

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!