The power to eat food.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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the power to turn food into shit

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power to scare female plants.

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!