The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to always know the exact time.

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cry acid tears

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!