The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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The power to make remotes invisible

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the power to change people socks on command

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The power to die while dieing

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power of compulsive lying.

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!