power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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the ability to post here

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to see through glass

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to be normal and average

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The power to eat nandos

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!