The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to die while dieing

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to like any show

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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cry acid tears

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!