- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have a power

The power to think of pointless powers.

The power to become black!

To pee standing up.

the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

the power to send text messages while driving

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

the ability to solve paradoxes

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

The power to skip the Kripp.

The power to ignore useful information

The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

The ability to eat the red ones last

the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

Pointless Super Powers