The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power to make your nose blink.

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to make asians smart

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to eat nandos

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!