The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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Having the power to stand still

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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Super-slowness

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!