- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The power to make my own sandwich

The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

The power to read all these post's in less then a day

the power to get F's on assignments without trying

The ability to turn anything into a belt.

The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

The ability to pull open push only doors

The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

The power to see you're self in a mirror

The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

The power to change lemonade into lemons.

The power to have knowledge of your power.

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

the ability to make something that docent exists

The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

Pointless Super Powers