- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

The power of love

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

The power to control mealworms

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The power to glow... in the dark...

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

The power to blame it on the Boogie

the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The power to run at 0.5mph

The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

The power to fly but only when touching the ground

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The power to turn into a skittles bag

Telekinetic power over styrofoam

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

Pointless Super Powers