The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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the powre to spel

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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to spelle caretly

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!