The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The ability to change your weight

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!