the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to see through glass

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the ability to smell sounds

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to shit without squinting.

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power to eat nandos

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power of bad luck

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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Delayed Reaction Man

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having the same super powers as batman!

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The power to have a power

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The ability to not have a super power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!