the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The power to fart on a plane.

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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the power to send text messages while driving

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!