The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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the power to eat bread

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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the power to get in the van

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!