The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The ability to smell colors

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The power to wish you had a power

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to not get shit dick

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The power to touch your toes

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The power to break a Nokia

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Being a freemason

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!