The power to change your emotions

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The ability to be poor for life

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The power to be powerless

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!