the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power to create shit

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!