- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

The ability to go forward in time at will.

The power to see through windows

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

The power to even

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

The power to like this power

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

Invisibility, when no one is looking.

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

the power to fart your way to the moon

the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

The power to fly inside of airplanes

Pointless Super Powers