the power to half transform to something.

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The Power to Power

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!