- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The ability to die instantly

the ability to die on command

The ability to know when men have erections

The power to knock yourself unconscious

the power to see stuff

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

the power to turn food into shit

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

The power to shrink your private parts.

the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

The ability to get shot, for real.

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

the power to summon a massive midget

The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

the power to permanently change your name to Graham

Pointless Super Powers