The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The ability to die on command.

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The power to break bones at will.

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The power to kill yourself

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!