- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

The power to turn cake into pie

The Superpower to sleep at night.

The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

The power that will grant you no power.

The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

The ability to change your weight

The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

the power to be 100% pointless

The power to stare directly at the sun

The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

The power to lick your balls.

The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

The ability to grow breasts once a year.

get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

Pointless Super Powers