the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to die at will

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!