the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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the power to turn food into shit

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to get hard at will.

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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the power to melt your bones

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!