The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power to not see anything

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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Being only half invisible.

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The power to pee while standing up

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!