The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The power to die when you get old

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power to digest corn.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!