The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The power of being pointless

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The power to see via toe nails

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!