The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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the power to catch em' all

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The power to never come into existence

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to change your eye color.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!