The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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the power to morph into yourself

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The power to think oppositely

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!