Most of God`s powers. One: He has existed eternally, and one day he said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! Uh... so he has lived eternal eternities in the dark? Explains his shitty mood... Two: Speaking about let there be light... the very first sentence he utters is wrong, because "First God created light".... And then he went "oops" and time traveled back in time to create voice first so he could say anything? Three: He sent his son to combat sin... how powerful is sin? So powerful that a so called omnipotent being had to sacrifice his son? And what sacrifice is it to have your immortal son killed just to prove that he is immortal? Sounds like a guy being sawed in half and then coming out whole... TADAH! (applause from the audience). So in the end he sacrificed... nothing? He died to prove he could not die? Moral: Jesus: Epic troll..

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the power to catch em' all

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power of compulsive lying.

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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Power to freeze ice.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!