The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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The ability to become visible at will.

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The ability to jump

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!