The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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the ability to command watermelons

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power to murder rocks.

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!