- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

The power to make pencils dull.

The power to fall without screaming.

The power that turns farts into music.

The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

The power to pee while standing up

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

The power to make coma patients bark.

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

Pointless Super Powers