An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The ability to jump

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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the power to die

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power to become powerless

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The power to control yourself

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to die

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!