- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

The power to control disabled people with your mind.

The power to state the obvious at will.

The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

the power to be in AA.

The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

make youself dumb

The power to do something as powerful as thin air

the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

The ability to swim in water.

The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

The power of christ ;)

The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

The power to have an ability.

The power to pick any lock as long as its open

The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

The power to open any door with no lock on it.

The power to pee while standing up

The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

Pointless Super Powers