The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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the power to do nothing

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power to break bones at will.

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!