The power to be normal and average

thumb_up thumb_down +126

The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

thumb_up thumb_down +122

The power to teleport small dogs

thumb_up thumb_down +122

The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

thumb_up thumb_down +116

The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

thumb_up thumb_down +112

the power to transform into Kanye West

thumb_up thumb_down +110

The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

thumb_up thumb_down +110

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

thumb_up thumb_down +104

the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

thumb_up thumb_down +104

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

thumb_up thumb_down +104

The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

thumb_up thumb_down +102

The power to be normal and average

thumb_up thumb_down +102

32% Levitation.

thumb_up thumb_down +100

The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

thumb_up thumb_down +100

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

thumb_up thumb_down +98

The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

thumb_up thumb_down +98

The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

thumb_up thumb_down +98

The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

thumb_up thumb_down +96

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

thumb_up thumb_down +94

The power to lower your IQ at will.

thumb_up thumb_down +92

The ability to see everything in black and white.

thumb_up thumb_down +92

Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

thumb_up thumb_down +90

The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

thumb_up thumb_down +88

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

thumb_up thumb_down +84

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!