The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to see through glass

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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the ability to become black.

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!