The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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the power to like charlie

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The power to die.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!