The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The ability to see through insects.

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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the ability to look into your brain

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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the ability to talk to humans

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!