- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

Power to instantly turn drunk

the power to jizz money

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

To have the ability to piss off the police

Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

The Power to Power

The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

The power to be normal and average

power to fart through your mouth

The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

Pointless Super Powers