- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to run as fast as a snail.

YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

The power to have gravity.

the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

The power to fart on a plane.

the power to send text messages while driving

32% Levitation.

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

The power to lick your elbow.

The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

The power to breath Oxygen

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

The ability to recognize any meme at will.

Pointless Super Powers