- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to have udders for nipples.

The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

The power to glow while under the sun

The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

The power to pee while standing up

The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

he power to make mistakes

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to breath at will.

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

Pointless Super Powers