The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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lol

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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the power to turn food into shit

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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the power to half transform to something.

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The power to die.

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!