- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to stop existing.

The ability to have udders for nipples.

the power to shout and make people piss their pants

The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

the power to sleep through a prison rape

The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

The power to forget you have a super power.

Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

he power to make mistakes

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

The power to see through windows

The ability to go forward in time at will.

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

Pointless Super Powers