The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The power to change your emotions

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!