- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

The power of turning butter into concrete.

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to smell whore

The power to be french.

The power to like Justin Bieber

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to die when you get old

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

The power to fly but only in your room

Pointless Super Powers