- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

The power to get hurt without a break.

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

the power to become translucent

The power to break a Nokia

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

The power to have an indestructible tongue.

The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

The ability to eat the red ones last

the power to any ugly person love you.

The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

The power to absolutely nothing

Acid tears.

the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

Pointless Super Powers